Tattoo Secret: If there was one thing heaven sent us …

So you’ve spent ages deciding on the perfect outfit for this major event everyone has been talking about for weeks. You’re excited and it seems to be getting closer and closer. Then you have that heart-wrenching moment when you realise that little mistake on your shoulder is going to be on show. Not again. Why did it seem such a good idea at 16 for you and your best friend to get each other’s initials tattooed on your shoulders? Now you have got to have that awkward conversation with your boss’ spouse about how much you regret it …

Now it seems that these regrettable and rather embarrassing encounters will be yesterday’s news. Thanks to skin camouflage experts at the dermatology department at St Mary’s hospital, a cosmetic camouflage kit, Tattoo Secret, has been developed that will leave your skin flawless and tattoo free; a dream come true for many people.

Tattoo Secret boasts all-day coverage, from morning to night and even longer depending on the amount of applications. Containing water-resisting properties, perspiration from your crazy chicken dancing at the office party after a couple of drinks (we’ve all been there) will not affect the quality of the camouflage kit; nothing is there to blow your cover.

Available in two different skin colours, light and medium, the kit costs just £29.99 and contains a step-by-step guide on the process; a spatula for the mixing and application of the kit; stacks of base and top coat shades to ensure a good colour match; plus all the tools you need to achieving a perfect, top secret, no showing finish. Where has this godsend been?

Tattoo Secret can be bought in a soft travel bag for those of us that live a jet-setting lifestyle. No more attempting to hide it while laying and tanning up in the Mediterranean, just apply it to the desired area to get the necessary effect. Available to buy online here, the website shows you – photo by photo – the application process on different people to prove the reliability of the product. With a video tutorial and PDF file to download to your computer, Tattoo Secret proves to be an easy to use and dependable product; no one will ever know.

Tommy Hibbitts